I’m only 3 dpo, and here I am checking message boards for early pregnancy signs– looking at advice from women who got pregnant w/out even trying? It’s like this is our first cycle or something. My bloating is going down, and I’m actually missing it– just feels like nothing’s going on in there, other than my annoyingly frequent trips to the bathroom b/c my ovaries are still the size of lemons and crowding out my bladder. Come on! Bring on the cramping, the indigestion, the implantation bleeding. I need a distraction!– and a cup of coffee. Oh sweet bean, how I miss you.