I gave Rosie a taco from Taco Bell, but she wasn't sure what to do with it. So, here's Rosie's guide to eating a taco:
- Peel it open like a book.
- Devour the Alpo out of the middle.
- Eat one side of the shell.
- Eat a corner of the paper.
- Eat the other side of the shell.
- Root around for any lost Alpo morsels.
- Eat the remaining pile of lettuce and cheese.
Rosie has no such performance anxiety with a ButterBurger. Nor do I.