Yeah, that would be me, unless guests are coming over.
Our dog Rosy is recovering from kennel cough. Now that she’s getting better, she’s snotting all over the place. So this morning she had a giant dog booger thingy swinging from her snout. Mel runs (with the booger slinging Rosy in tow) past the napkins and the paper towels to the bathroom to get a tissue. I hear from the bathroom, “Aaah, somebody never replaces the toilet paper roll.”