The problem with tuna

is that it looks like and smells like cat food. And, get this, cats love it. Now that tuna comes in those little pouches that resemble, well, cat food, I can’t help but think about the smell and texture of cat food any time I’m eating tuna.

Anything you drink after eating tuna only amplifies the flavor of the tuna. So you’re stuck with the flavor of tuna until your next meal. And when you’re eating tuna, a tablespoon of mayonnaise isn’t as much mayo as you think it is. It’s nowhere enough to make tuna taste like something other than, well, you know.

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